ninoism

I believe jokes are 95% truth and 5% 'joke'

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
Give her sperm, she will make a baby.
Give her a house, she will give you a home.
Give her groceries, she will make a meal.
Give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what she is given.
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”

anonymous (via yeshfaradina)

hahaha oke ini cukup nyata dan serem kalo dipikir2

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